May 2013
partybarackisinthehousetonight:
maybe the sun doesn’t want to be called “hot”. maybe it wants to be called “beautiful”. think before you speak
hannahbluenana:
silver-the-little-monster:
karspook:
can we call unpopular/unknown ships submarines
spread this like a virus that you can’t stop in anyway at all
#CANT SINK WHAT WAS NEVER FLOATING MOTHERFRICKERS
little-uno:
thatstoomainstream:
It’s weird how in animals seeing ribs/collar&hip bones is considered sick or even abusive, but in people that’s considered beautiful.
This may have just changed my life.
foreveralone-lyguy:
troix:
foreveralone-lyguy:
internetexplorers:
change the world today by doing a thing
How much thing?
like 8 thing
That’s too much thing
rolan-pard:
“every time you post something online the entire world sees it”
yeah then explain to me why my post doesn’t have more notes
GUYS, YAHOO HAS BOUGHT TUMBLR.
dirkjakeshipper:
WE’RE DOOMED.
I JUST WANT TO SAY I LOVE YOU ALL, AND YOU ARE ALL GREAT BLOGGERS.
njena:
i think the reason perfume commercials are so weird is because they have to advertise a smell without using smells
Staff of Tumblr, I know you'll probably not see...
vvierd:
i would like to thank tumblr for teaching me how to spell anonymous
Protips for maintaining a brilliant friendship by...
iwillbeyoursweetroyalty:
Tip 2.
Gag them when they argue with you
Tumblr: I am a strong and independent blue website who don't need no Yahoo
swiftingthrough:
cloudy with a chance of why the fuck am i outside
f4ll-ing:
Everyone should post a sex gif so that Yahoo’s like “wtf we just bought a porn site”
jojenobrien:
merlin-willcome-withme:
barbitone:
clotpoleandsorcerer:
electronicanonsensica:
Everyone is missing the biggest problem here.
Fuck the ads. Fuck the links. Fuck the email stuff.
Yahoo explicitly forbids pornography and sexually suggestive material on their websites and all affiliates.
That means no more porn on Tumblr.
Ok I was feeling a little ambivalent about this,...
manda:
yahoo just bought tumblr
rip tumblr
fuckoffcats:
THE AMOUNT OF THINGS I HAVE TO DO AND I’M SITTING HERE REFRESHING MY FUCKING DASHBOARD OVER AND OVER AGAIN I HATE THIS FUCKING WEBSITE
A SUMMARY: EUROVISION FOR ANYBODY THAT EVER...
bootymistress:
when shopping then you see someone hot
laugh-addict:
alone:
with friends:
with parent/s:
dilclo:
when she texts first <3
gothlolita:
im Sorry but you two cant get the marriage. the bible said Adam and Eve not matthew and ashley. come back when youve legally changed your names
hitlersbreastmilk:
thongs??? ew a respectable girl only wears diapers u gross devil slut
winter-winds-and-lonely-hearts:
‘Why aren’t America doing Eurovision?’
euro
Euro
euRO
EURO